Mink (minkmix) wrote,

SPN Ficlet-Thing: Petty Larceny

deirdre_c requested:
Something light-hearted. Sam and Dean at ages 5~6ish and 9~10ish. All dialogue.

(It was a little harder than I thought it would be. But fun! XD)

Title: Petty Larceny
Author: Mink
Rating: PG - Dialogue Genficlet - Wee!Chesters
Spoilers: None
Disclaimers: SPN & characters are owned by their various creators.
Summary: Sam steals stuff.

"Dean? What's um, what's rated mild violence mean?"


"And what's a brief nudity?"

"Where'd you get that tape?"

"I took it from the store."

"We don't have a VCR you moron."

"I gots one of those too!"

"Yer so stupid."

"OW! What was that for??"

"That was some mild violence."


"That was a rated PG-13."


"Wanna a wedgie that'll give ya some brief nudity?"

"Lemme go!!!"

"Ya see if I had used a little more omph and a little more knuckle that could have gone R maybe."



"Yes, sir?"
"Yes, sir?"

"Someone want to tell me where in the hell this surround sound stereo came from?"


"And this cusinart?"


"And a.... sorbet machine... whatever the heck that is..."


"DAD SAMMY IS A SHOP LIFTE-- AH!! That was my EAR--"

"Dean stole it and he's bad and he should be locked in a closet without any food or clothes or anything nice--"

"Why you little--"


"Ever drank from a TOILET Sammy?"

"I'm goin' to a bar. I'll be back uh... probably after you boys have gone to bed."


"And hey Dean? Set up that stereo when yer done in there."


Tags: gen, spn ficlet, spn humor, wee!chesters
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